Congratulations! You have been thoughtfully selected by the inexplicable force that drives us all to observe the inner workings of my HIGHLY nomadic mind.

For your convenience portable restrooms have been stationed throughout the matrix, however, I sincerely request that you try your very best to hold it in.

And now, without further ado, please feel free to roam around and marvel over the abundance of unsound chaos! All I ask is that you refrain from using flash photography and please, clean up after yourself before departing.

As you can see it is already a mess in here and I wish not to endure anymore headaches.

Thank you kindly,

—Mgmt.*